Thursday, February 08, 2007

Still utterly twitterpated



Dearest Rosa Rita.
I have enclosed the above news cutting to explain why l have not been in touch for quite some time. You may have found someone else and l may be too late. I just wanted you to know my dearest feathered beauty that l had been incarcerated unjustly ~ a case of mistaken identity ~ hauled up in front of the 'beak' on a false charge! I was an innocent bird, unfortunate to be lifted for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. No matter what you might have heard on CNN and BBC, you must know that l have been cleared~ exonerated! If it had not been for the photograph l had of you my dearest Rosa l do not think l would have had the strength to endure.
Since my release from parrot custody (apart from having a good bath and shave) l have been thinking about you non-stop; everywhere l look l see hearts and hope gifted by St. Valentine. I do hope that you will find it in your heart to still care a bit for an old ‘jail-bird’ like me. I was certainly not there when l did it! (but l don't want to keep repeating myself ;) lol.
There, I have said it. I can rest now. And as I dream, I will dream of you.
With undying love
Randy





l have tried to find the letters from dear Rosa Rita over at Connie's Blog but the archives do not go back far enough. Needless to say she is a much-loved wee Lovebird, very attractive with a wonderful character. Poor old Randy is besotted and utterly twitterpated.

twitterpated
1)to be completely enamoured with someone/something. 2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection. 3) romantically (ahem) excited 4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.

11 comments:

Hliza said...

This is fun..being the observer of a long-distance relationship between this 2 lovebirds..Such a nice love letter Randy!

PEA said...

LOL oh Horizon, you sure know how to make my day!! hehe Awww poor Randy, no wonder we hadn't heard from him in such a long while. Now I'm anxious to see if Rosa had forgotten about him or if she's interested in taking him back into her heart!! Gosh, this is better than any old soap opera! lol Hugs xoxo

Kentucky Gal said...

I love the "Twitterpated Days" soap opra!!
Can't wait to hear Rosarita's response!!
:-D

Pamela said...

My heart is a flutter! What a cute tale and I am so glad he has been exonerated of taking hordes of sunflower seed. So sad, to hear of the Mrs. being mistaken for a ball by the dog, and can imagine how terrible that must have been! Very cute Horizon! :)

Kerri said...

Aha! So that's where the dirty birdie's been! Well, I'm glad he's out and feeling like himself again...still a passionate birdy I see!
I hope Rosa Rita hasn't flown off with some other love(bird). She always looked a little flighty to me (but don't tell Connie I said that).

It's such fun to have you back!! :)
Loved the slideshow of Randy. I'd missed that one.

Susie said...

That Randy is a real rascal. Do you think Rosa will give him another chance?
True love always wins and it's such a nice story to follow around Valentine's Day!
Connie! Where is Rosa???
xoxox

Merle said...

Hi Sarah ~~ This is a fun post - poor
Randy !! I hope all is well with you and the family, sorry you have had a few problems. Thank you for your comment about The Bell, story of the blind horse
It was such a nice story.
Looking forward to seeing your next post
to see if Rosa returns !! Take care,
my friend, Love, Merle.

Tea & Margaritas in My Garden said...

LOL So cute! And aren`t those Outlander books addicting?!! I still haven`t read the last one yet though.

tea
xo

Connie said...

Oh my dearest Randy,
I knew in my heart you were innocent and that if we were truly "meant to be" we would find each other again. There has never been any other bird on my mind my love.

However....Now that I think about it...Don't you get one phone call???

Hugs,
Till next time on my blog,
Rosa Rita

Granny said...

I've just been looking at your other posts and the slideshow.

That's some bird!!

slap me happy said...

you have way too much spare time sis
xx
shona

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